Three Ladies in a Sauna

Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. suddenly there was a beeping sound. the young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. the others looked at her questioningly. 'that was my pager,' she said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.

A few minutes later, a phone rang. the second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. when she finished, she explained, 'that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.'

The older woman felt very low -tech. not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. she stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. she returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.

The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. the older woman finally said.........well, will you look at that....I'm getting a fax!!