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This is not a Joke! but shows up a typical situation in the UK that is humourous but sad.

Preferential Treatment

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint.

Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.

The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

The second sees his family doctor after waiting a week for an appointment, then waits eight weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week, and finally has his surgery scheduled for six weeks from then.

Why the different treatment for the two patients?
















The first is a Golden Retriever.


The second is a Senior Citizen.

If you can't stand the heat ----Live with a pensioner this winter ---  Pensioners Deserve Better!


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